Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.