Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!