Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.