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Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.