Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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