Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.