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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.