So the dishwasher matches the appliances
It's his private eye.
An algeabra....
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
At the ugly parlour.
It's a match made in Heaven!
A match maiden heaven
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
Panhandling
You're grounded.
His answer: "My mom."