Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Because his boots were at the menders!

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I glove you.

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A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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You're grounded.

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His answer: "My mom."