Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Ehh, it depends.

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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.