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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the biggest battery size?

The D. It's huge.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.