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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the biggest battery size?

The D. It's huge.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove