Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!