Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.