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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.