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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.