21+ Funny Frankenstein Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Frankenstein Jokes