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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.