What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.