What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Previous Random Joke Next
Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Screwdriver Jokes More Screwdriver Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Frankenstein Monster Jokes More Frankenstein Monster Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.