What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.