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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.