What's better, Google or Yahoo?

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.