What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What color is ice?

Hielo.

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

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Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight