How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

Neither of us can last more than a minute

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"