How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.