How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran