How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.