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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction