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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run