Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.