Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.