Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Diversion Mary
Because he ate his carrion.
Samson he brought the house down!
A turn up
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
Inequalities
So the other one could drive
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Cellfcentered
A saxophone.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
