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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.