Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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What's the opposite of funny?

Jay Leno

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.