How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.