How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.