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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "