How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.