Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.