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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Cyclop Jokes More Cyclop Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.