Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

Cyclop Jokes More Cyclop Jokes

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.