Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.