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What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!