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What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!