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What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.