What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had