Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.