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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.