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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!