Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.