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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.