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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes