What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.