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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes