Why did the priest cross the road?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.