To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Less than twelve parsecs.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
To get out of this town.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
On top of three children.
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
It's sin-ful. self made joke
