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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.