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What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard