What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.