What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway