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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.