What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!