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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!