What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.