Burglar Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!