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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Consist Jokes More Consist Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.