What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"