What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality