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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked Buddha.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality