What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.