What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*