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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality