What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*