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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.