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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.