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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan