Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!