Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!