Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan