Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!