New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

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Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!