16, 32, 64, and 128
Pod people.
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
It was counter-inuitive.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
Mine is distract me from my own mortality
It had a 5 year plan
Because there was no jack.
They'll both bite at anything!
You get a dino-sore.
Cuz they were stalin'!
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Because he was Poplar!
Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.
Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Can I give you a lift
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
Apple Jacks
They both made the news for not being straight.
