New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

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Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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Hi Jack!

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Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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There's 19 of them

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Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!