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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

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Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them