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Pod people.
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
Mine is distract me from my own mortality
It had a 5 year plan
Because there was no jack.
Apple Jacks
Be born in China.
Mauly.
The Igloominati.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Because all the fans left
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
A Brick.
He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!
He had no guts!
Hit the road, Jack.
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