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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

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32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128