New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

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Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Favorite Thing Jokes More Favorite Thing Jokes

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How do you confuse a complete idiot?

32

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*