What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks