Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms