Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

Who's there! Bette! Bette who?

Bette of roses!

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.