Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!