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Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Love

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.