Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Android Jokes More Android Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.