Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home