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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.