Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.