Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee