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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

What does 1+1=?

Window.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.