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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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DIR

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window