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Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Bad Experience Jokes More Bad Experience Jokes

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

4 Year Old Child Jokes More 4 Year Old Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

Infant Jokes More Infant Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science