Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
He had a bad experience with Windows
Nothing, he was just full of tears
I had to draw my own conclusions.
They don't have windows.
Because once go Mac you never go back.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
Your grip.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
He was having a midlife crisis
There's twenty of them.
A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."