One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
He had a bad experience with Windows
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because 7 ate 9.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Because 7, 10, 11.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.
They Tarot.
A trombone!
Shrank Sinatra