Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
He had a bad experience with Windows
A Poptometrist!
Kushie kushie koo
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
The start menu.
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Hasta la pasta baby.
Throw in your washing.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese