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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.