What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."