What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese