What does God smell like?

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

God Jokes More God Jokes

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

What's better than cheese?