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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."