What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella-ella-ella

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.