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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!