What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.