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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Right Eye Jokes More Right Eye Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.