What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor