What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.