Don't look! I'm changing!
He's just looking for a pack.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
The white amount.
Don't look I'm changing!
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.