What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!