What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!