Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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Give him the sheet music.

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You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!