Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change??

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.