April Sale - 20% Off

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Previous Random Joke Next
Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing