What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows