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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...