How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.