How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.