How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!