What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows