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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows