What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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A Poptometrist!

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They're always rebooting.

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I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.