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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the opposite of 4chan?

4chad

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What's even more impressive than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy