What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy