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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang