What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy