Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.