Me stops jumping: You would have said no
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Geronimoo!
Back rent.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
You'd spill your drink.
