Tenants.
It's 'rent free!
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Rent.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
The lanlord!
Sorry this is only a four star hotel.
Me stops jumping: You would have said no
Back rent.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
Darth Deciduous
Porcel Lane.
The same
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Will i marry you?
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
An irrelephant.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
The White House.
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
She just wasn't working out.
