Tenants.
It's 'rent free!
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Rent.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
The lanlord!
Sorry this is only a four star hotel.
Me stops jumping: You would have said no
Back rent.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
An account-ant.
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
ARRRR Rated Movies!
10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
The Big Cigarette
Ubisoft
There is nothing left too loose.
1%
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Glock coma
