Tenants.
It's 'rent free!
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Rent.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
The lanlord!
Sorry this is only a four star hotel.
Me stops jumping: You would have said no
Back rent.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
Zikachu
Because they practice relative dating!
With iPhone periph**e**rals.
An udder failure!
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
You're adopted.
He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Iron know.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
You are under arrest.
A hot dog
