What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.