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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.