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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.