What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"