69 Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why is 77 better then 69?

Because you get eight more!

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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