What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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My zipper

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.