What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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She would always let it go.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper