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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.