What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.