What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny