What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny