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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!