Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.