Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!