Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!