Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents