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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents