Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents