Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.