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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.