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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents