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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents