Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!