Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents