Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.