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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.