Lincoln Jokes

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors