Lincoln, because he is in a cent.
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Lincoln. He was in a cent.
Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.
Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
Count Spatula
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
A right a right a right!
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
In his Baracks
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
The bathtub.
Owens can finish a race.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because he charges!
A start.
A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.