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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.