What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.