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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.