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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)