Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.