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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.